Adventures in the Land of Highlighted Heads

Steppenwolf ---->  "Get ur motor runnin, Head out on the highway, Lookin for adventure, n Wateva comes our way"

Hi Ppl,

Welcome to The Adventures of Golf Oscar Delta in the Land of the Highlighted Heads*** [1] [yo ds thnx man thats ur term, way to go magaa, owe you one bro].

I have a theory here, since the US and India are exactly on the opposite sides of the world, i'm guessing everything here is done opposite the way things are done in India. And i'm on the verge of proving it simply by the prinicple of mathematical induction (PMI).

For those of you who are mathematically challenged (US' politcally correct terminolgy here, yeah!!! hows that. In India we would just have called you a plain dumbass if you didn't know that). PMI states that if say, A is a pig and B is a pig then by induction C is also a pig. Get it?

Getting back to my opposited theory:
0. We have right hand drive and the Americans, well, all i can say is they have wrong hand drive. [2]
1. In India most (statistics say 73% are vegetarians). In the US 73% are Non-vegtarians. [3]
2. In India we wash, here they wipe (eh!!! you know what). [4]
3. In India we have compound walls around our houses and keep our windows open, in the US they have no compund walls and they keep their windows closed always.
4. Most Indians have IQ's greater than 130. Uh in the US.... [5]

ok enough of comparisons, my point is in this blog i want to chonicle the hilarious moments of life that take place at the interjection of life between the two peoples the Indian and the American...

From now on i shall post every Sunday a funny/retarded/hilarious event that took place the week before, here in the US. The event itself being caused by the clash of the two cultures.

so here it goes.....

P.S. Since i'm here to do my MS and then as good heavens spare me....write a bloody thesis, i figured i might start preparing for it by following the best refrencing pracitces. And also since i took an oath not to plagiarize, i hereby abide by the honor code and all facts will be hereby referenced University style.....

P.P.S This first post is dedicated to all those who made it possible for me to get to the land of the highlighted heads. So thnx dad,mum, Tsar Van An, DS, Tho, Il Tifoso,Sunando,Madan and my people.

References:
[*** 1] Rahul D.S., "The Adventures of Golf Oscar Delta in the Land of the Highlighted Heads, term coined by, circa  August 12, 2007 A.D
[2] RTO India/DMV United States, Drivers Hand Book, circa 1907 A.D.
[3] The Times of India, 43% of statistics are made on the Spot, circa 1827 A.D.
[4] Golf Oscar Delta, " A statictical Estimate of Washers vs Wipers in  the Modern World", circa 2007 A.D.
[5] Duh!!!